knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

miggylol:

thegashlycrumbdalton:

fckyeahitslauren:

i-found-you-justine-time:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

It won’t be long until people will be able to download pizzas.

Which means it won’t be long until people will be able to pirate pizzas.

\o/

Finally.

REPLICATORS

steampoweredrocket:

gyodragon:

Cubone + Hitmonchan

i just had to draw this guy!!

This is literally one of he best character designs I’ve ever seen.

kayfacee420:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

I’m so done with life right now tumblr is fcking great I’m crying and my mom thinks I’m mentally retarded because I sit on the couch for hours and just make remarks and laugh really loud at tumblr posts and I just can’t.

via dolliecrave

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

markzuckerbergs:

this thing exists and it’s making me happy inside

thisisthinprivilege:

Dancer from Russia’s Big Ballet, and look, she has no trouble standing on her toes.  The entire production shatters the pro-skinny arguments.

In other words, hush up.

-locsgirl

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

christycandid:

honesttoblarg:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever

my spirit animal

continueplease:

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

Can Robert Downey Jr. play both of them ala Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor?